Score: 5

"Sticks? Again?"

submission: Pandamonium Fight

date: January 30, 2006

If only you could translate that incredible action and motion to something other than stick figures, you'd have yourself one helluva movie.

Score: 5

"Playable but ugly."

submission: --Starship shooter--

date: January 30, 2006

Good Lord, that font is tiny. I had to zoom in to read most of it. That should be remedied, PDFuckingQ.

Otherwise, it's a nicely playable game with an ugly interface/menu. Though the fact that you die after being hit once is pretty annoying and frustrating.

Score: 5

"Not bad. But not that good either."

submission: FF Sprites within.

date: January 30, 2006

I'm not quite sure if this is blam-worthy, because for a plotless sprite movie, it's fairly well done. But I wasn't in the slightest entertained or amused.

My incredible distaste for Comic Sans and the prevalent abuse of the word "owned" keeps me from voting any higher than a 5/10. Sorry dude.

Score: 8

"Now this, I like."

submission: The Napoleonic Retreat

date: January 29, 2006

Nothing like a good Napoleonic War game to start my morning off. It's rather slow, but then again that's fairly reflective of the wars of the period. It is pretty image heavy though, and I had to watch it on low quality to even do much of anything. Which was a bit of a surprise as I'm on a pretty fast machine.

Anyhow, well done and the history buff in me thanks you.

Score: 6

"Fairly cute."

submission: BAZ shorts Ep 3

date: January 29, 2006

That struck me as something my grandfather would forward everyone on his address list with something like FW:FW:FW:FW:JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE GREEN as the subject line. Then I'd probably block him.

Aside from that, it was cute but kind of slow. Thankfully, it was short.

Score: 8

"Suspenseful and entertaining."

submission: ToWeR

date: January 29, 2006

I'm not terribly far into the game yet, but I'd say that's a month well spent. About the only thing I'd complain about at this point would be the lack of background music. I know the current natural silence background helps create the mood, but maybe some dark foreboding music could help.

The graphics are quite nice. Simple and uncomplicated. Just how I likes em.

Score: 5

"Well executed."

submission: Sonic Sceen Creator

date: January 29, 2006

For an idea I don't quite grasp, this is fairly well executed. Simple layout, not too crowded as click-and-drag games tend to be. I suppose I just don't get the point of being able to make a Sonic level that you can't play.

Also, it's "scene". :eng101:

Score: 10

"Captivating."

submission: The Little Girl

date: August 15, 2005

This is one of the few flash movies I've ever seen that really captivate and hold my attention. It was a beautiful little story and the art, narration and music in particular only served to make it that much more special. I almost felt like a child again reading a macabre storybook, fascinated but almost scared to turn the next page.

Score: 7

"Man, did I need a laugh!"

submission: Tom Clancy's Chips

date: May 31, 2005

Next time I don't know how I'll end my next dime-a-dozen legal/military/spy suspense thriller, I'll grab me a bag of Wingman Down flavored Research Chipsâ„¢!

Score: 9

"Aaaaargh!"

submission: Star Wars Transitions

date: May 21, 2005

Oh, holy crap! I cried with laughter when the editor did the Wilhelm scream. Cute idea, brilliant execution.