Score: 9

"GAH!"

submission: Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

date: May 10, 2005

I feel like I'm trapped in some sort of Escher painting. A Newgrounds sim game on Newgrounds. It boggles the mind. What's worse, the game is almost more entertaining than the blaming/posting/creating experience itself.

Score: 7

"Capitol idea, you dasterdly cad!"

submission: Silent Mario Film

date: May 10, 2005

Maybe I just have a fondness for silent film and the nonsensical, un-PC dialogue, but I liked it. Could have used some more creative slurs though.

Score: 7

"It didn't make sense..."

submission: Crabs Happened

date: May 10, 2005

But that's the beauty of it. I loved the unneccessarily drawn-out pre-fight stare. Only issue I have with it is that the voices are rather hard to hear, despite having my volume pumped up. Maybe a good amplification could fix that up.

Score: 7

"Nice."

submission: The Lunargirl

date: May 10, 2005

Cute little animation. I love that baby. He just looks so damn awesome.
Keep up the good work, hombre.

Score: 8

"Braaaaains!"

submission: Shopping For Brains

date: May 7, 2005

You can't go wrong with free brains... or can you? Very slick animating there, guy.

Score: 7

"Ha!"

submission: Ninja Turtles EP2

date: May 7, 2005

That was so fucking adorable. I cried with laughter when Donatello kicked the vacuum cleaner. Well done, dude.

Score: 5

"Ha!"

submission: just another flash movie

date: April 28, 2004

Though it isn't going to make cinematic history, I dig the fact that you blew up a Smart Car. I hate those things with a fiery passion.

Score: 9

"Scheisse!"

submission: How to flame in german!

date: March 1, 2004

As an American living in Germany, you have not only provided me with great mirth, but a valuable tool as well.

Well done, sir. Well done.

Score: 10

"Or-fucking-gasmic!"

submission: Poninjas Episode Six

date: January 28, 2004

Ninjas: Check.
Pirates: Check.
Flogging Molly: Double fucking check.

You are a king amongst men, my friend. The movie made little sense, but I'll be damned if it wasn't one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Bravo.

Score: 7

"Capital idea, old boy!"

submission: TN - Amateur Hour p.1

date: December 31, 2003

And to think, I thought I was the only one who sang "Crotchfire!" to the tune of Crossfire. This is a delightfully amusing bit of random insanity loaded with inside jokes of which I'll never be privy to. Good job, boys.