damnhooligan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BAZ shorts Ep 3]

Fairly cute.

That struck me as something my grandfather would forward everyone on his address list with something like FW:FW:FW:FW:JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE GREEN as the subject line. Then I'd probably block him.

Aside from that, it was cute but kind of slow. Thankfully, it was short.

flashTEK responds:

lol slow and short? how do you get that to work lol

[Robin V 2.0]

So that's how Batman meets his end?

A bit anti-climatic to kill off Batman with a mere gunshot to the face, but I guess it gets the job done. The graphics were nothing to shout about, but you've got a good eye for cinematography. But it really did feel like the movie was just an excuse to play a Hoobastank song.

sweet-kat22 responds:

No, this has history. Look at my other animations, it continues in Robins Revenge. Different song and story there.

[Turtle Soup]

No sir, I don't like it.

The music, the look, the cheesy 3d... it all reminded me those spots on late night TV that they use to fill in space when they run out of commercials. Its usually either cheesy 3d with outdated music or continuous loops of mountain streams and wildlife.

Brimock responds:

at leaste it looks good enough to be on late night TV, yay!

[Silent Mario Film]

Capitol idea, you dasterdly cad!

Maybe I just have a fondness for silent film and the nonsensical, un-PC dialogue, but I liked it. Could have used some more creative slurs though.

Decleinad responds:

There aren't many creative slurs, actually. They're all pretty much run into the ground by now.

Glad you liked it, though.

[Crabs Happened]

It didn't make sense...

But that's the beauty of it. I loved the unneccessarily drawn-out pre-fight stare. Only issue I have with it is that the voices are rather hard to hear, despite having my volume pumped up. Maybe a good amplification could fix that up.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! and you're right. i'm saving up for a better mic.

[SSAVT: Piranas]

Not bad.

Reminded me a LOT of Felix Massie's stuff, though unfortunately wasn't as well executed. Decent shot, though.

dmphoto responds:

Thanks for the review. I'm not sure who Felix Massie is, but I'll try and find out!

[Long John Beamer]

YARRR!

This was a refreshing piece o' comedy gold. Perhaps I'm fortunate that I find pirates, Frenchmen and meat hilarious in their own right. The combination of all three? Simply explosive.

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.

PhallicMoose responds:

Aye, aye cap'n. Thanks for watching and thanks even more for enjoying. Remember: Tell little children to watch this from the back of your van... if they don't want to? Offer them candy!

[WT, then some (Clay)]

Holy crap.

This is one of the best claymations I've seen on Newgrounds yet. Obviously a lot of time, thought and work went into this piece, and it shows. I LOVE the use of sweeping camera angles.

You want a cult following? Count me in, fearless leader.

DrNeroCF responds:

YES! I could use a ninja, too...